April 2012
“Beer, beer, beer, beer!”
–  (via m-n-ikes)
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“I’m not saying you’re not awesome. You’re just not Jonah Hill...”
– Dan on why I don’t get laid…
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None of the girls I know like guys who write...
Wicked. We tend to over compensate for lack of human instinct, my mind is tired, my will is weak and I can hardly breath. I’ve forsaken my immortal gift for a chance to see how you think, but have I sacrificed one bane of existence for just another type of death? I’m a very lonely demon, in my tower, and I wait and wait but this gap to my left stays open and I stay insane. Have I...
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Anonymous asked: How are you still single!?!? You're so Charming and modest and sweet and cute!!!
Apr 27th
vulpixiee asked: get in my pants
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Anonymous asked: "A girls orgasm (with me, obviously…)." Haha! You like seem to like sex mopre than the average 'nerd' then don't you?
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Anonymous asked: 4 & 5?
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Anonymous asked: 3 and 7?
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