August 2012
i neeeed a girlfriend!
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I need:
A very strong drink.
Some close human contact, preferably snuggling [the sex, although it’s been a loooooooong time I can do without]
A cigarette.
Two outta three ain’t bad. Dinner for one I think.
I miss having someone. Even when they weren’t there it was still someone to look forward to seeing…
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“You’re more beautiful than Abe Lincoln. Recently, some scientists studying pictures of Linton and reading descriptions of him from the time have come up with the idea that he was the most visually appealing person that ever lived. Except you, of course.”
I’m so fucking charming according to the dude who reminded me of that comment I made to a girl once.
I’m still...
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It's been a long time since I've been mutually...
Life is so depressing…
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I hate how obvious my life is... That didn't sound...
I was talking to a mate after work, and we’re talking accents, and I talk about how I asked a girl out once in my ‘best’ Scottish accent, drunkenly thinking she would go for it, but actually I sounded like a convicted rapist…
Anyway I’m talking and he turns and says HER name. Are you fucking serious!?!?!
If I know you on facebook, no more reading my blog you big...
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Aaaaaaah. Waking up next to the most beautiful...
Oh… Wait….
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I'm [forever] single, but I sleep naked. Is...
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The only thing a person like me can do is bite my...
Good things come to those who wait, but for me there’s no such thing as a ‘good thing’.
Anonymous asked: Here's a question I have to ask. I'm sorry I'm putting you in this position, especially as you're having fun answering all these questions, and it seems that you really dig this other girl, but I have to ask this. If Lottie was sitting next to you and you could say ANYTHING to her, without consequence, what would it be? And also to lighten to mood, favourite band? :3 Sorry I...
sydan asked: Well if she's stuck by you at your worst she might see you as something more than a friend... but if she doesn't... well... at least she distracts you from Lottie for a bit. Sounds like we have extremely similar taste in girls! I lurve redheads... especially Karen Gillan. :) I wish I actually knew one in really life! You're lucky to have that... I don't even know a redhead I...
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sydan replied to your post: What if I told you that you were pretty? Because you are
I’ve seen pictures of you. You look like a bamf.
What in the world is a bamf?
Anonymous asked: If you could do anything you wanted right now, and knew that you couldn't fail, what would you do?
