I’ve not had a drink without alcohol in it in almost 2 months!

So, I’ve been perpetually tipsy if not drunk since then.

In honour of that, and because I’m just drinking on my own [as usual] and I’ve hidden my ex’s phone number from myself:

• If you like dubstep I’m going to kill you.
• I fucking love you mum!
• SHUT UP! This song is all about me!
• Ex girlfriend. I fucking hate you. Why did you leave me!?!?1
• Man, what if we just fucking packed our bags, took out all our cash and went to AMERICA. Let’s do that man. Just you and me man, let’s go to America!
• I fuckin’ love you man.
• Lottie, I mean ex girlfriend, I mean Bunni. I didn’t mean it. I love you, I really do. I wish you were here.
• Fucking Conservatives man. The man is fucking us in the corn hole.
• I’m superman!
• I’m BATMAN *cough hack cough* HOW DOES CHRISTIAN BALE TALK LIKE THAT!?!?!
• Hey Lottie? Sorry about those last message.
• Ugh I feel sick man.
• Ugh.
• *puke*
• Fuck you man. I love her!
• I’m sorry man. I love you.
• AMANDA SEYFRIED IS FUCKING AWESOME.
• I would marry Amanda SO HARD!
• *clicks on xbox* Watch this skill guys *dies repeatedly* AAAAH FUCK YOU ARMOUR LOCK FAGGOT! FUCK LAG! FUCKING ASS HOLE. HEY FUCK YOU KID!

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[Roll on 1 p.m.]

• Hey Lottie, It’s me. Sorry about those texts last night. I was drunk and I just… I just miss you. I’m sorry.

You know that sounds like a good night… Just me, a bottle of whiskey and video games though…

I do miss Lottie though…