NERD CORE FOR LIFE

well i like you in the sense that if i ever got the chance to get to know you and date you, i probably would. You are such a sweetheart and you are just so adorable and you seem like a gentlemen(: something that almost every american guy lacks!

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:11:20 +0100

Oh no, really. I just try to be nice to everyone I can. No biggie really. I have a past and a the kind of medical history the when women learn of they run a mile. Don’t worry, no STDs - You have to have sex to get those haha! But you seem like the kind of person who’d judge someone for who they are, not what they are. But I’m kinda worried. Like I said, I have a past and people really don’t like it… But I dunno, I’m just scared.

Tell me more about yourself, how old are you? Do you go to college. Come off anon and we can have a private conversation if you’re comfortable enough, or if you’d prefer we can go on skype at some point this week. I’m working all day shifts for the next 3 days but I’ll be free Monday night (Monday afternoon for you) if you want to talk ‘face to face’ as it were.

But otherwise, tell me more about yourself, as much as I L O V E curvy women, I’d love to know more about you, interests, hobbies, dreams, favourite films; I really want to get to know you properly, if you don’t mind. I have a feeling we’d get along.

xoxo

Idk.. i have what guys call a nice body.. ( im curvy and most guys i would think dont like) but guys only like me for my boobs and butt.. which sucks cuz idk if guys like me for me or just for that/: but from what ive seen, i like you(: (cont)

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:02:31 +0100

I LOVE curvy, but body is only a little part of it isn’t it? (cont)

Star Wars & Housemates:

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:24:57 +0100

Housemates: Suggest a good film for us to watch.
Me: Star Wars.
Housemates: No.
Me: Then fuck you. *leaves room*

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:48:51 +0100

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Yes! Time is good. And no Facebook for the weekend wouldn’t be such a bad thing ;P

Logged off facebook. Wow I feel better already. Damit. I should have given her my email if she wanted to talk. No no, then I’d be sitting there staring at my emails all weekend. This is much better =] ooooooooooooooooh, I feel better, so much better!

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:42:02 +0100

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D: I’m not sure if that’s a good idea, Dwayne.

Nope. Definitely not. I’ve been watching too much Sherlock. His arrogance is rubbing off on me :s

Maybe I should block her? No… AAAARG! She needs time, give her time Sherlock, I mean Dwayne,

Right. NO FACEBOOK FOR THE WEEKEND! LOGGING OF AND STAYING OFF TILL AFTER MONDAY! That will help!

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:25:08 +0100

jasmineandthedoctor replied to your photo: Don’t be a dick Dwayne. Don’t. Be. A dick.

Meep.

Not sure what to do. The message is still there. I just have to press enter, =S

Don’t be a dick Dwayne. Don’t. Be. A dick.

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:13:03 +0100

Don’t be a dick Dwayne. Don’t. Be. A dick.

Food, Sherlock, Bed.

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:08:40 +0100

I know what you’re thinking, my Friday nights are W I L D!

But with working the bank holiday weekend (I HATE working at B&Q) and my anxiety at an all time high, not made any easier with Lottie’s silence, my fear of her hating me and her not even blocking me [because if she did at least I’d KNOW she wants nothing to do with me - this way I just feel tortured!] I just need an early night, to wake up tomorrow refreshed and NOT worrying about Lottie, or Axie or anyone else that has stayed mute to my apology .. I mean even if I got ‘apology not accepted’ at this point I would be able to not think about it, but when I just get silence ARRRRG! And I CAN’T message them further, I need to give them time and space but this is fucking unbearable!!!!

FUCK! Okay, breath, let’s make some burgers, eat some ice cream and watch Sherlock, that show always makes me feel better!

American once again, oh and im single, just thought id let you know(:

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:24:56 +0100

And that’s good. I like American girls; apart from a small few *and I mean a SMALL FEW* English girls really don’t like me AT ALL =[

We follow each other(: and id love to skype. Its just im nervous, and shy. And most guys dont like me... but ya. Tiny chat has one i think! We'd never meet though and it makes me sad): cuz id lovee to meet you! ~american girl.

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:24:07 +0100

Hey, why don’t most guys like you? =[

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Fri, 24 May 2013 08:11:38 +0100

ladyfabulous:

fridaphile:

ekimsal:

behindbobsburgers:

happinessinablog:

incase you were wondering where brilliance comes from. :)

blessedunreliablenarrator:

cinemaissatanschurch:

Megan Mullally, Jenny Slate, Bill Hader, Max Greenfield, Ben Schwartz, Nick Offerman, Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Aziz Ansari, Wendy Schaal, Sarah Silverman, and Ken Jeong in Bob’s Burgers [FOX].

THIS GIF MOSAIC IS ACCURATE

OMG NICK OFFERMAN AND MEGAN MULLALLY WERE THE HIPPIE POT FARMERS

My favorite is Max Greenfield as Booboo. Boooooboooooo!!!

I love Aziz as the arcade kid.

I am a nocturnal sun baby :) lol maybe

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:59:18 +0100

SHIT! I FELL ASLEEP!!!

Oh crap! I really felt like I might have met someone special there. Didn’t even get to know if she liked Star Wars… Oh man.. This is why I’m single, because fucking sleep!!!

London

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:14:48 +0100

And London’s not far, at least we’re in the same time zone. Aren’t you tired? Haha. Do we follow each other? we ever spoken? Id’s love to see who you are…

Long.. i know whats it like, and i am here to keep encouraging you :)

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:12:56 +0100

=] Thank you x

no you're not! As a tumblr peer I think you are AMAZING.. actually amazing is in you rear view mirror thats how much you've past it!! I'm single too :D

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:06:06 +0100

No, honestly I’m not. I dunno if you’ve been following me long on tumblr or even follow me at all but I used to be a bad guy *me being all serious for a minute*. I’m not really that great, I’m still getting it together, still piecing my life back bit by bit, still trying to figure out who I am.

I’m not completely there, today I almost relapsed completley! I’m okay, but not as great as you say I am =/

I wish I were though.

Anyway, thank you though. I wish I knew more about you. Where in the UK are you [I’m in BRISTOL] How old are you? You’ve been single long, etc etc *No idea how to talk to ladies who show interest in me because… No ladies show interest in me*

NO YOU'RE WONDERFUL! ;)

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:54:12 +0100

Oh stop. I’m a nobody. Still very single and barely accepted by my peers. BARELY. I just about scrape by being just about adequate. But thank you! THANK YOU SO MUCH! You’re making me feel special!

haydenelizabeth42: What.

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:51:17 +0100

haydenelizabeth42:

What.

You are very welcome!! :D glad to give you what you need ;)

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:48:02 +0100

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!! You’re wonderful! xoxo

I'm from the UK and think you're sweet! :)

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:38:01 +0100

ADASDJHFDSHAJFAJSKFA. Wow! THANK YOU SO MUCH! After the day I’ve had I really needed that. Thank you so so much! xoxooxox

american girl here(: just wanted to drop in and say, youre adorable, i love your accent, i really wish we lived near each other so we could meet and that we should make a specific omegle tag thingy and set a time so we can get to know each other cuz i think youre pretty darn great(:

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:28:43 +0100

Wow… So sweet, thank you! Yeah, I wish Omegle had a system like that, kinda like a browser enabled skype. Heck if you’re not too shy you should skype me! Anyway, thank you so much. No one in the UK thinks I’m sweet, but then again, before I was on tumblr I was kinda a bad person and thus most UK girls not wanting to touch me with a ten foot pole. But you like the new me and not the old me so that’s important.

Sorry, I’m rambling. Thank you! So, do I know you or do we follow each other?