NERD CORE FOR LIFE

Well I look like a loser.

I can’t be assed going home because I live with a loved up couple who won’t SHUT UP! So I’m in my SU listening to WRECKLESS MEDIA RADIO… Without a doubt I look weird as hell sitting on my own laughing at a computer screen, especially as my crush is working today.

Thanks Wreckless for not getting me laid. You fuckers.

Love you! 


5,8, and 14:)

wakeupits-ericadarko

5.Do you chew on your straws?

I only drink through straws just so I can chew on them. It’s the hypst shit.

8.Do you cry easily?

You know how Men in Black 3 was really, REALLY shitty. I cried at the end of that. Hated the film but “OMG K AND BABY J AND FEEEEEEELSSSSS!”

14.What makes you laugh no matter what?

A little podcast called Wreckless Media Radio. I started listening to them on and off since ‘08 but then when life my life went REALLY south I listened to them non-stop. No matter how bad my day was, how much I fell and failed to get back up and no matter how tough stuff got, Brian, Bryan and Greg NEVER failed to make me laugh and forget my troubles.

I owe a lot to those ass holes. Check ‘em out if you like offensive humour =]

Thank you by the way! Much love xoxox


I posted this on facebook then swiftly removed it. I don’t think people I actually know [including my massive “I think I’m going to shoot myself in the face tomorrow” crush] need to see how dark and weird my humour is… SO I’M POSTING IT ON TUMBLR!

Apparently Youtubes terms of service okays little boys being fucked by their demon dogs over their dead mom’s corpse.

Nice.


I’m not the only one who throws up to Samantha Ronson…


How can someone be soooooooooooooo beautiful and NOT know it…

… Fuck you, I’m not tellin’ them!

GO FOR THE BUTT JOHNNY! DOMINATE THE ANUS!

The video is ALWAYS related.


I always knew I was a good woman, but to produce a boy with five penises and seven vaginas, I mean… That’s a womans work

Bryan Corpolongo - Wreckless Media Radio [Episode 239]


Tips for handling Unrequited love #8

WRECKLESS MEDIA RADIO

I never told these guys before but listening to their pod cast has saved my life countless number of times. I can find laughter when I’m in the most desperate states when I listen to them. Thanks guys.

http://wrecklessmediaradio.com/


CHEERING ME UP - WRECKLESS MEDIA RADIO →

I’ve had such a horrible few days of contemplation. Realising my mistakes with one woman has fucked me beyond repair… But no matter… WRECKLESS MEDIA RADIO.

Yeah I’ll never be able to love anyone again, and yeah I’ll never admit how I really feel for my ex or ever be brave enough to fight for her… But it doesn’t mean I’m going to shoot a bunch of people at VTech like a crazy chinamin.

Episode 61: We give our views on the Vtech Shooting and we spend half of the show making fun of that douche bag Cho, Greg is MISSING, Bob Barkers Replacement, and other random chit chat.


JUST RECORDED THE GREATEST PODCAST IN HISTORY

Just got drunk and started recording the shit we said. Will upload it and censor some, ‘i should never has said that last night’ moments we’ll upload it and may start a 2 hour podcast on friday nights! Hope it’ll still sound funny when we’re sober!

=]


Brian apologizes for bathroom recipes, fan homages, Corpo picks a wrestling persona, Sven is feeling… VERY weird, Brian & Greg demo a new pickup method, the black scott is retarded, Who’s dad is on the other line board game, and the “large asian canadian christian alien hunter” kills again!
Click the image to listen.

Brian apologizes for bathroom recipes, fan homages, Corpo picks a wrestling persona, Sven is feeling… VERY weird, Brian & Greg demo a new pickup method, the black scott is retarded, Who’s dad is on the other line board game, and the “large asian canadian christian alien hunter” kills again!

Click the image to listen.


It’s all well and good getting drunk during a podcast, but somehow, I drunk myself to sleep halfway through the second half…

It’s all well and good getting drunk during a podcast, but somehow, I drunk myself to sleep halfway through the second half…