I’m over it, just gonna drink a bottle of wine and read the same page in my year book over and over again.
I’d like to thank my university for always keeping me down, my ex girlfriend for making me incapable of being normal or happy ever again, the foreign press (of course) and my parents.
Me: *Something funny but ridiculous*
Her: I'm in love with you.
I have 33 people in my block list - 25 Ex and friends of ex and people from high school who may have passed the ex on the street or breathed the same air as her that one time. The rest I don’t even remember. Who are you and why don’t I like you?!?
Ass hole: Does your girlfriend know that you’re gay?
Me: Does your boyfriend know that you’re straight?