There’s a lot of porn on my dash today.
But I do not want to porn =[
I demand to know which girls!
I’ll send you a message, in case they [she, I can only really remember one] reads this and things get… Weird… Or she’ll fly over here and make porn with me while I transform into an insect and fight evil… Wait… Wait…. OH. MY. GOD. I AM A GENIUS!
My dream is like a mixture of ‘Boogie Nights’ and ‘The Fly’. I’m a FUCKING CINEMATIC GENIUS! I gotta write this down.
“Porn star transforms into an insect. Saves Earth from Christian mothers.”
Okay. Guys, you can give me my Oscars now.
Cheesy ass porn: The secretary.
Him: I called you in because I need you to take a dic... tation.
Her: Oh really. What sort of dictation might that be?
Him: Well, we've had some recent developments in the... Southern office... Might require your immediate attention.
Her: Oh... Hmmmm. Seems like the southern office is getting kinda stiff already.
His: Yes. Yes. It's going to require you immediate dictation.
Her: Well boss. I'm always here for you.
WHAT THE FUCK NAKED PEOPLE? WHAT THE FUCK?
I’m gonna stop drinking cause some of the people I follow have started to post porn which is strangely making me feel bad and lonely…
Thanks guise.
I’m ugly in the U.K….
I hate it here. I’m not allowed a girlfriend by english societies standers. Fuck you England. You cunts….
ALL OF MY RAGE
