I mentioned my ex too much, nothing bad/ good, just general stories, but I got that shit outta my system so it’s all good… The main problem, John was all like “YOLO! Add the girl you like.” Now we’d mentioned her name before but I bleeped her name, [I hope she doesn’t know I’m on about her] anyway, I went and did it as I had a few beers and fancy her… BIG MISTAKE. Not only will she probably listen to the show and hear that I ‘get a boner’ when she says ‘Will drafter services’, but also I made a comment about her on facebook before I sent her the friend request…
I am in such a good mood that I might say to the girl next to me “Girl, the way you say ‘will drafting services’ is über sexy. Lets get out of here a go to Moroco or the pub or something.”
Shit. Shit. Shit.